Something Something

Toblerone tastes as good as it did 3...

May 1st

Gay? Or just Greek?

Ok, I won’t fictionalize this one. It’s important to tell it like it really is. Also,...

May 1st

“Bounce! Let yo ass get the hiccups! Bounce!”
—  Song Bevin sent me.

May 1st

The Awful Truth

Incidentally the name of the delightful movie I watched last night, but appropriate for this news...

Apr 30th

3 Things

1. Getting your eyebrows done vastly improves your appearance, even though most people don’t...

Apr 23rd

Good Morning Sunshine.

Nothing starts off the day better than a Filipino Carpet Cleaner coming on to you.

Apr 23rd

God Bless Pakistan

Yes, shocking words from the mouth of an Indian girl, but I always give credit where it’s due....

Apr 22nd

When I don’t write in this blog for a while, it...

Apr 22nd

Longing is my favorite emotion. Almost having is so much...

Apr 15th

Here's an oldie-but-goodie. My favorite...

Betty Botter bought some butter But she said the butter’s bitter, If I put it in my batter It...

Apr 15th

Good Times Come in Little Packages

This was a really satisfying weekend. I’m refreshed and content. Of course, the first thing I...

Apr 14th

After what seems like an eternity, I have finally finished...

Apr 11th

EWWWWWWWWW! OK, this is almost as nasty as hairy worm-fish...

Apr 10th

Yeah… they’re building a temple for her now,...

Apr 10th

Just say no.

Apr 9th

Pet Peeve # 742

People using the term “frigging”. Seriously folks? Frigging??! Isn’t...

Apr 8th

Manja: “You always reminded me of someone and I...

Apr 7th

These appeared in my greek wrap at lunch. Vomit and tears...

Apr 7th

Sunny Delight is the porn name given to me by my respectable...

Apr 3rd

One day I’m going to wake up looking like her. Mark my...

Apr 1st