3 Things that will make you wish you were me

1. There were foreign lingerie models (male and female) being auditioned in the office today.

2. I watched the Project Runway where they had to design for drag queens, and it turns out that I have met and conversed with one of them during my stay in NYC. She was called Miss Understood.

3. The new coffee machine at work has, along with the regular fare, a nozzle for synthetic tomato soup!